Cat dealer clothes and accessories

We are proud to announce that our new line of cat dealer clothes and accessories is ready for purchase online or in the finest clothing stores. Now your cat can be part of the excitement being generated by the unbelievable success of the online live casino’s use of cats as blackjack dealers. We will be presenting the clothes and accessories at a gala fashion show in which several of the cat dealers will model their favorite items for you.
As you must surely be aware, after months of rumors that a business plan encouraging online casinos to train cats to deal blackjack had circulated in the corporate boardrooms of several online casinos, catdealerscasino.com announced that it had accepted the recommendations of the business plan’s authors and was indeed training cats to be dealers. Four weeks ago they introduced to the gaming public a team of 24 cats to be blackjack dealers at their live online casino. It has only been four weeks but literally millions of people have registered and deposited at the casino, most of them to get a glimpse at the cat dealers. That a large number of these curiosity seekers have become regulars at the casino is proof that the idea for live cat dealers, first proposed one year ago in the now classic business report, was light years beyond visionary.
The cat dealers wear special uniforms that bring out the individual cat’s best features. The cats also have an array of hats. They can be stern and serious for a moment by donning a derby. When they do so, you can see that they can barely hold their laughter in. Finally, they burst out in a shower of laughs. Everyone gets into the mood; the at-home players included.
Many cat lovers and owners have inquired about buying uniforms and hats for their own precious feline companions. It took a little time to get the line designed and to produce the first items. The backlog in orders from stores had to be addressed. We are now running the sewing machines 24/7 so you should get your items within three weeks.
Here is a list of items:
Cat Dealer vests; sizes s, m, l, xl
Colors: powder blue, sunset orange, sunrise yellow, mauve
Cat dealer hats: sizes s, m, l, xl
Colors: light grey, rose petal pink, sprouted green
Cat dealer capes: sizes s, m, l
Colors: emerald, light burgundy, chocolate pudding
Cat dealer belts: sizes s, m, l, xl
Colors: champagne, beige, black
If your kitten or cat has been letting you know, in the way only cats can communicate with their caregivers, to get it cat dealer clothing or accessories, now you can be a hero to the frisky feline in your life. The form is easy to fill out. Delivery is quick. Overnight delivery is also possible for a small added